Moninator

All things narrated by Monica

The Lotion Story: A story in pictures

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I recently went to the store to buy some lotion.

After approximately 4 seconds, I knew exactly the one I wanted.

After approximately 4 seconds, I knew exactly the one I wanted.

But of course, I decided it was best to smell the lotion first before walking around smelling like a combination of pomegranate and the fairy tears with a name along the lines of "Lusty Lavender."

But of course, I decided it was best to smell the lotion first before walking around smelling like a combination of pomegranate and the fairy tears with a name along the lines of “Lusty Lavender.”

But apparently, I was a little too exuberant in attempts at simply smelling the lotion, and this happened.

But apparently, I was a little too exuberant in my attempts to simply smell the lotion, and this happened.

So there I am crouching on the ground of the store with lotion ALL OVER MY FACE and I feel someone watching me.

So there I am crouching on the ground of the store like one of Tolkien’s creatures with lotion all over my face and I feel the need to look up.

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And then we both checked out our things at the same time. And walked in the same direction after leaving the store.

And then the whole way home.

Turns out she’s one of my neighbors.

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